Photo by Clay Risen
There's something splendid in the way Berliners deal with the hulking reminders of two of history's most oppressive regimes. Karl-Marx-Allee, for instance, a monumental avenue southeast of Alexanderplatz, was once known as Stalinallee, a 1.5-mile street 100 yards wide lined with massive Soviet-realist apartment blocks (the buildings are faced with gleaming ceramic tiles, leading the former East Germans to nickname the street "Stalin's Bathroom") and designed as a place to demonstrate the technical prowess of the workers' state, including May Day military-review parades.
Like many of the architectural artifacts of Nazi and Communist Germany, Karl-Marx-Allee and its architectural accoutrements are far too large to tear down. So the Berliners have reimagined it as a place for their own massive parades. Now the Allee hosts massive music festivals, including the 1990's phenomenon Love Parade (a music fest that drew millions from across Europe) and, in 2002, something called Fuck Parade, which was apparently a protest against right-wing extremism.
There are beer festivals in the United States, but nothing like this.I got to experience the inverted glory of Karl-Marx-Allee this past weekend at the annual Berlin Beer Festival: several hundred breweries offering more than a thousand beers, along with food stalls and bandstands. Nearly a million people from all over Europe showed up for three days of drinking everything from German Eisbocks to Nigerian palm beer and eating bratwurst, pretzels, entire eels, even horse. It was one of the greatest weekends of my life.
There are beer festivals in the United States, but nothing like this. It was completely open--no entrance fee, not even an entrance; you could enter or exit anywhere along its mile-long stretch. If you wanted, you could buy a "Pro Beer Mug," a .2 liter glass with which you could then get 1.50 euro samples. But, as befit the anarchic spirit of Berlin, you didn't have to--you could just buy a full mug or bottle, sit back at a picnic bench, and watch the besotted city pass by.
Photo by Clay Risen
A few friends from the States were visiting, and the four of us, my wife included, did our best to keep track of our favorites. At the top were Aventinus' Eisbock, a frothy, sweet brew; Franziskaner Weissbier; Schneider-Weisse; and Schwarzer Abt from Klosterbrauerei Neuzelle, a subtly chocolate-y concoction. We had far too many beers to track over a two-day period, but what came home for all of us was the importance of freshness to German beer. There is simply no comparison between a months-old Schneider-Weisse shipped to the United States and one drawn straight from the tap.
What really set the scene apart from what you'd expect in the States was the crowd's unforced maturity. This wasn't a beer-tasting: people were there to drink cheap beer. Bachelor parties and drinking clubs, identifiable by elaborate costumes or just identical jerseys, like bowling teams, abounded. And yet I never saw any rowdiness or even any serious drunkenness. Just a general, loose happiness. And while I doubt many people thought to much about it, celebrating a united European beer culture where Cold War tanks used to tread made me love Berlin that much more.


You would think that a European beer event should have been taking place all along, and probably all the wars we have had would be less profound. Having been to Frankfurt, with Berlin still on my mind, it is nice to drink German beer straight from the tap. http://www.mydochub.com
I remember recently visiting the Oktoberfest in Munich on the last Friday of the event early in the day when they were just getting going. We walked into the Hofbrauhaus tent and there were a bunch of Americans standing on tables chanting "U-S-A! U-S-A!" We quietly walked out and found the Hacker-Psorr tent and enjoyed a full day of drinking, eating and merryment with our newest German friends (whoever was seated near us) and reveled in the happiness of the place and the calm joy everyone created. It doesn't have to get ugly.
It's true! I worked on a farm in Bavaria in the 1970s and still have never seen anything like it...the incredible beer consumption at the weekly fests, the spirited conversation, the lack of problems, the civil behavior. Always the driver drank very little. Something in our british-based culture or our genes or something prevents us in the USA from maturely. enjoyably drinking beer. Maybe its because the Bavarians loved to talk so much.
Clay, I have to say that I'm seething with jealousy. The best a person can get here in Zurich is exactly what you demean: a bottle of Scheider-Weisse. Perhaps not as old as those sold in the states, and perhaps not as good as it would be coming from a tap in the Fatherland, but a heck of a lot better than any Swiss beer I've had. I simply do not understand why the German's beer prowess hasn't spilled across the border into German-speaking Switzerland. Schade.